Davy Jones hipster scum returns!

"I have a bag full of scabs. Can I tape them to your hair?"- Davy Jones hipster scum
"You're cut off."- me

While quizzing the Davy Jones hipster scum...

Me: Do you even have a job?
Davy Jones hipster scum: I'm a waiter. I wait for very cool things to happen.

ROCK AND ROLL vs. RADICAL

"ROCK AND ROLL DUDES! RADICAL DUDES! You don't have a nose but you can cut my hair!"- a very drunk, Davy Jones look-a-like, hipster scum after I told him he should cut off his stupid hair