One of the best things I've heard so far.

"I never wanted to have my own biological children. I just wanted to adopt because I'm adopted and it's kind of like karma. Meeting my wife made me realize I wanted biological children just to put more of her genes out in the world. Fuck my genes. She is such a good, amazing person. The world needs more people with her genes to combat all the badness out there." - an Irish tattoo artist from Las Vegas